Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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