Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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