I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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