I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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