Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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