sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Your tits are I can't wait for
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
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um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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