please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Shame - the story of my life.
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