don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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