Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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