I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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