i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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