My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
he shaved USA in his pubs
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
