quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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