Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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