it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You pole danced in your parka.
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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