whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Barsexuality is the new black.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
be right there i have to get my cape
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
