what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
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Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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