Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Randomize
