her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Randomize
