I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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