you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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