What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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