She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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