4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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