Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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