I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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