I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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