Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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