big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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