in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
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You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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