Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
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WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.