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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I cherish every text you send me

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  25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

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  Oh yeah that.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better

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• (949): View more from California

  he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.

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