She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
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Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.