i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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