I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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