I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
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Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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