Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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