He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
