not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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