I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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