glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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