I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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