oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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