Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
We got so high we made milksteak
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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