Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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