She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I want her autograph on my taint
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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