McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
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I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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