We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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