O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
