all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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