Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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