ya dads aren't the best wingmen
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Come see our sink grown plant.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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