Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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