...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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