Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Drake has all the answers
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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