I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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