Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
